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xmas

05.31.13

birthday 8.31

safaribrowser:

emoij:

when your friend has a really shitty opinion 

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When your significant other chooses a bee over you

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(Source: emoij, via armadillo)

deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

(Source: rnerrychristmas, via cumfort)

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

(via shouldnt)

stealinyoman:

marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you 

(Source: niqabisinparis, via cramp)


parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
clock: 11:01
me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now

rosaparking:

i was so drunk and harry potter was on tv and i was mastrbating and dobby died and i was crying as i masturbated it was a disaster

(via guyking-and-ian)

ollivandur:

don’t lie we all judge people by their url

(Source: ollivander, via shouldnt)

thirstiest:

no i can’t post that right now i already said goodnight

(via disagreed)

wifipasswords:

posting a selfie like

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(via boobsnballoons)